I swear, technology is going to drive me to drink . . . heh, heh. I have spent three hours trying to find this site on WordPress so that I could post some innocuous shit, possibly something about hearts and flowers. It was going to be good, so good, that I would immediately gain thousands of followers … Continue reading I’m a dingbat, and it’s Monday
The general public is stupid. Crazy stupid. "Were you raised by goats??" stupid. Not just "Dang, I locked my keys in the car" stupid. Not just "Crap, I put the case of beer on top of the eggs" stupid. I mean "Let me put a starving wolverine down my pants just to watch it run … Continue reading Why can’t stupidity be painful?
This week has had more twists than a Dairy Queen soft cone made by some high school nerd with a penchant for culinary flair. Annoyances include two, count 'em, two back to back instances of crappy customer service. I mean, really. I'm not much to look at, but I don't make dogs bark or small … Continue reading Little Annoyances
'She is a lesbian.' I put down my pen and leaned back. Time for a drink. The curtains waved with a vengeance. Smoky, moist, pluff mud breezes had been blowing all evening. From the street below, a tinkle of glass and laughter wafted up to the window. The outline was finished and that glass of Johnny … Continue reading New book draft
I like both platforms. Really, I do. Facebook was fun when I first joined. It was exciting to be able to reconnect with old friends and stay in touch with family. I could have long chats for hours, catching up with everyone, liking their posts, feeling as if I am a part of their lives. … Continue reading Twitter is a psycho girlfriend; Facebook is the spouse in a dead marriage
I had this idea that I would write some grand essay on how great life is and how good it is to write for a living but alas, it just ain't happening. Nothing is really going right today. One thing I've noticed about myself is that I tend to get into a holding pattern for … Continue reading Freaky Friday. Again.
Today, I put my second baby on Kindle. "21 Ways to Improve Your Life" . It is a quick read that comes straight from me, no chaser, no footnotes, no quotes. I have a sometimes rude sense of humor and that shines through. I've decided that from now on, I am going to be intentional … Continue reading New Book Published!