I’m a dingbat, and it’s Monday

I swear, technology is going to drive me to drink . . . heh, heh. I have spent three hours trying to find this site on WordPress so that I could post some innocuous shit, possibly something about hearts and flowers.  It was going to be good, so good, that I would immediately gain thousands of followers … Continue reading I’m a dingbat, and it’s Monday

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Why can’t stupidity be painful?

The general public is stupid. Crazy stupid. "Were you raised by goats??" stupid. Not just "Dang, I locked my keys in the car" stupid. Not just "Crap, I put the case of beer on top of the eggs" stupid. I mean "Let me put a starving wolverine down my pants just to watch it run … Continue reading Why can’t stupidity be painful?

Little Annoyances

This week has had more twists than a Dairy Queen soft cone made by some high school nerd with a penchant for culinary flair.  Annoyances include two, count 'em, two back to back instances of crappy customer service.  I mean, really.  I'm not much to look at, but I don't make dogs bark or small … Continue reading Little Annoyances

Twitter is a psycho girlfriend; Facebook is the spouse in a dead marriage

I like both platforms.  Really, I do.  Facebook was fun when I first joined.  It was exciting to be able to reconnect with old friends and stay in touch with family.  I could have long chats for hours, catching up with everyone, liking their posts, feeling as if I am a part of their lives. … Continue reading Twitter is a psycho girlfriend; Facebook is the spouse in a dead marriage

New Book Published!

Today, I put my second baby on Kindle.  "21 Ways to Improve Your Life" . It is a quick read that comes straight from me, no chaser, no footnotes, no quotes.  I have a sometimes rude sense of humor and that shines through.  I've decided that from now on, I am going to be intentional … Continue reading New Book Published!