They say denial is not a river in Egypt.
Nope, it’s not. It’s a cracked door that I hide behind, listening.
The easiest thing to do is nothing if you need to do something.
The hardest thing to do is nothing if you need to do nothing.
Yesterday is about as useful to me as tits on a boar hog.
A decade ago? Now, that’s a goldmine.
The two greatest smells are brewed coffee and fried anything.
Even liver smells like steak before it gets to the plate.
A cat can be a porcupine and a throw rug. At the same time.
keeps the kitties in kibble and me in tacos